Thank you sweet Ellen for this Inspiring Award.
1) I have erectile dysfunction.
2) There's no erections around here and that's just dysfunctional.
3) Gina keeps her phone on vibrate.
4) She's been droppin calls, but loves sexting.
5) I needed to find something to take my mind off Gina and penis.
6) No one reads my blog. I think I should start crocheting.
7) It's not a dick, it's a dog toy. Your mind's in the gutter and I gotta sit down.
Now who wants to bet how many of these mommies will actually accept the award?
1) This is a beginner crochet blog that looks so cool and simple, I almost wanna try it, after the release, trial and/or sentencing.
2) She calls herself, 'semi-homemade'. Crock pots rock!
3) This one inspired confusion. She says she's a successfully single, married woman. Now that's somethin I've never done!
4) I like her cause she says she's an 'imperfect,' homemaker. Aren't we all?
5) This one inspired me because we need more penis around here.
6) See number 5.
7) He thinks these are inspirational.
8) She is a real life hero.
9) This one says her life is blessed (I bet she's not a taker).
10) She's found bliss in imperfection. Lots of lovely photography, but don't think she's comin either.
11) She says she's crazy. If you have a chance, please go check. Measure her with my scale and let me know, k?
12) She has a child with autism and blogs. That's inspiring!
13) This one boasts an, 'honest toddler,' and it's cute.
14) These posts are signed by,"The Mrs," but the blog title says, '2 chicks.' So I'm hopin I've stumbled on, "Sister Wives."
15) She's got God in her blog, so, inspired, bet she isn't coming. I'm gonna have to hold a garage sale with all these extra awards!
(c) copyright donna maysack 2013
pinerest image (who knew)?
To accept, I must state 7 facts about myself and pass it along to 15 bloggers. For kicks I'm givin it to every crocheting, recipe posting, toddler tipping, home makin, mommy I can find. Hope that's ok, Ellen.
1) I have erectile dysfunction.
2) There's no erections around here and that's just dysfunctional.
3) Gina keeps her phone on vibrate.
4) She's been droppin calls, but loves sexting.
5) I needed to find something to take my mind off Gina and penis.
6) No one reads my blog. I think I should start crocheting.
7) It's not a dick, it's a dog toy. Your mind's in the gutter and I gotta sit down.
Now who wants to bet how many of these mommies will actually accept the award?
1) This is a beginner crochet blog that looks so cool and simple, I almost wanna try it, after the release, trial and/or sentencing.
2) She calls herself, 'semi-homemade'. Crock pots rock!
3) This one inspired confusion. She says she's a successfully single, married woman. Now that's somethin I've never done!
4) I like her cause she says she's an 'imperfect,' homemaker. Aren't we all?
5) This one inspired me because we need more penis around here.
6) See number 5.
7) He thinks these are inspirational.
8) She is a real life hero.
9) This one says her life is blessed (I bet she's not a taker).
10) She's found bliss in imperfection. Lots of lovely photography, but don't think she's comin either.
11) She says she's crazy. If you have a chance, please go check. Measure her with my scale and let me know, k?
12) She has a child with autism and blogs. That's inspiring!
13) This one boasts an, 'honest toddler,' and it's cute.
14) These posts are signed by,"The Mrs," but the blog title says, '2 chicks.' So I'm hopin I've stumbled on, "Sister Wives."
15) She's got God in her blog, so, inspired, bet she isn't coming. I'm gonna have to hold a garage sale with all these extra awards!
(c) copyright donna maysack 2013
pinerest image (who knew)?
12 comments:
I counted two "Kelly"s as authors of your "inspiring" blogs before I gave up, curled into a ball with a bag of Cheetos, and cried.
Okay, so I don't really have a bag of Cheetos...which makes me cry even more.
Well Kelly Ann, ya should have read Celebrity Rehab instead. This list is all bloggers who are so inspiring, they'll never take the time to come and read my blog. If I thought any of you wanted it, I'd have given it gladly with a bag of Cheetos. I read your blog everyday. You're inspiring! So don't cry for me, pass the Cheetos (that was the title of one of my first posts).
Oh! No! I didn't mean that I wished I was one of those "Kelly"s on your list! I'm lamenting on the uncoolness of those that share my name! :-)
Ha-Ha, well don't forget Gossip Girl is Kelly and she's as cool as you! And we have to wait and see about these others!
This is a fantastic idea! This is why you rock! :) I hope they all respond!! Hahaha.. Maybe one of them can teach you how to make that awesome penis pillow - it's never too early to start making/buying Christmas present! I'll take a large! ;)
I just posted a comment and the screen went blank! Hopefully this isn't a duplicate. - I wanted to say congratulations on your award. You had me laughing so much I forgot what this post was about. You truly are an inspiration Mama - seriously - and the fact that you can make all of us laugh and smile while you're going through your "stuff" is amazing to me. You more than deserve this award..
They're not comin...they'd need to crochet some balls first. haha
OH MY GOD! I was just gonna sneak in, read your posts and then go back to my sick bed again. But this seriously made me almost cough up a kidney.
Don't feel too bad about not getting any replies, most of them didn't even reply to their own readers, which is just not on!
Bloody hilarious!
Right, now I'm off to recuperate. :)
Lily, I hope you're well.
Congrats on the award, CrazyMama!! Let’s see if those mommies respond. Ha! I’m with Mimi, maybe the crochet lady will show you how to make the penis pillow...er, I mean dog toy!! (OK, mind in the gutter here lol!)
They aren't comin JerseyLil. I think my dick's too big for them.
I tried to check them out but when I came to the one with the Bonnie Franklin (yet another celebrity death) tribute I just got a little nauseated and had to stop.
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